Creative tasks for the theater studio in kindergarten and primary school
Murashova Natalia Yurievna Teacher of additional education MBOU secondary school № 58 Khabarovsk.Goal: Theatricalization of a famous fairy tale in kindergarten.
Tasks:
- To adapt well-known fairy-tale plots for short theatrical performances;
- To organize conditions for the creative expression of a group of children;
- To develop the skills of improvisation in future KVN players.
Description: The idea to remake Russian folk tales for short improvisations came to me long ago. It was then that I was developing and testing my theater program for different parallels. "The Golden Key", "Little Red Riding Hood", and "The Scarlet Flower" went to the middle management, and I rewrote these tales for elementary school. But, I think, in kindergarten they will be even more appropriate (you can slightly rewrite the lines in the Kolobok fairy tale, as I did it for grade 4). Somewhere else I had a fairy tale about Mashenka and three bears ... but over the years, the printout has disappeared somewhere. I will find and publish later.
Such an impromptu theater will come in handy for many: educators, teachers of additional education, heads of a theater group, animators and interested parents. It can be used for any children's birthday party, birthday celebrations in the classroom, theater class in kindergarten or elementary school, in all kinds of theater week events.
Working process:
Each participant in the action is given a leaflet with one single phrase, which he will have to say every time he hears his "name" (role).
It is important to explain that you need to say your phrase every time in a different way: with different emotions corresponding to the situation.
It is imperative to rehearse a couple of times beforehand.
"CHICKEN RYABA"
Characters:
Grandfather - "Old age is not joy"
Grandma - "Youth is not life!"
Ryaba Chicken - "Kudakh -takh-takh!"
Egg - "And I am with a surprise!"
Mouse - "Well, they can't do anything without me!"
THEATER - EXPROMT (the text is read by an adult)
Once upon a time there were grandfather (replica) and Baba (replica)... And they had Ryaba Chicken (replica)... Demolished by the Hen (replica) Testicle (replica) - not a simple, but a golden testicle (replica)... Grandfather (replica) beat, beat, did not break. Woman (replica) beat, beat, did not break. A Mouse (replica) ran, waved her tail ... Testicle (reply indignantly) rolled, fell and shattered. Grandfather crying, baba (sobbing, says his own line) crying, and the Hen (replica) clucks. "Don't cry, Grandfather (replica), don't cry, Baba (replica)I'll take you another Testicle (retort offended)... Not golden, but simple. " And since that time, Ryaba Chicken became (replica) Testicle every day (another egg runs out and says a line: And I'm with a surprise!) carry. Or even two (the second egg runs out: Me too!), or even three (one more runs out: Yes, we are all here with surprises!)... But the gold ones were no longer among them.
All the artists go out to bow.
"KOLOBOK"
Characters:
Old man - "I want to eat!"
Old woman - "Where is my frying pan!"
Kolobok - "They won't catch us!"
Hare - "Jump, jump, and I'm hungry like a wolf." (you can wear a vest, like an airborne force)
Wolf - “Shnyaga shnyazhnaya - common life. U-U-U-U " (with a guitar)
Bear - "I am the strongest here!" (the largest or, conversely, the smallest actor)
Fox - "I don't eat koloboks, you better give me mushrooms"
TEXT
Lived - Were Old Man (replica) with the Old Woman (replica)... Once the Old Woman (replica) swept the barn, scraped the bottom of the bar, kneaded the dough, baked the Kolobok (replica) and put it on the window to freeze. Tired of Kolobok (replica) lie on the window and he rolled from the windowsill - onto the heap, from the heap - onto the porch, from the porch - onto the path ...
Rolling, rolling Kolobok (replica), and to meet him the Hare (replica)... Sang Gingerbread Man (replica) song and rolled on, only the Hare (retort offended) I saw him.
Rolling, rolling Kolobok (replica), and to meet him the Wolf (replica)... Sang Gingerbread Man (replica) song and rolled on, only the Wolf (replica) I saw him.
Rolling, rolling Kolobok (replica), and to meet him Bear (bass line)... Sang Gingerbread Man (replica) song and rolled on, only the Bear (replica) I saw him.
Rolling, rolling Kolobok (replica), and to meet him Fox (replica)... Sang Gingerbread Man (replica) song, and while he sang, Lisa (replica, rubbing his paws) quietly crept up and ate.
This is the end of the fairy tale. Who looked - that fellow!
"TEREMOK"
Characters:
Teremok (2 persons) - "Come in, make yourself at home!" (holding hands)
Mouse - "I am a mouse-norushka" (scratches his paw behind the ear)
Frog - "I'm a frog frog" (jumping)
Hedgehog - "I am a four-legged hedgehog"
Rook - "I am a foreign rook - fenkyu veri mach" (flaps his wings)
Donkey - "And I am a sad donkey - before and after the elections"
Bear - "I'm going to crush everyone now!"
Text(read by an adult, pausing for remarks)
Stands in the Teremok field (replica), it is not low, not high. Here on the field-field Mouse (replica) runs, ran and knocks on Teremok. And the Mouse became (replica) live.
Stands in the Teremok field (replica), it is not low, not high. Here on the field-field Frog (replica) runs, ran closer and knocks. Mouse looked out (replica) and began to call the Frog to her (replica) live together.
Stands in the Teremok field (replica), it is not low, not high. Here on the field-field Hedgehog (replica) runs, he ran to the door and knocks. And steel Mouse (replica) yes frog (replica) call for (waving their paws) to his hedgehog (replica) live together.
Stands in the Teremok field (replica), it is not low, not high. Here over the field Rook (replica important) flies, lands near the door and knocks. And steel Mouse (replica), Frog (replica) yes hedgehog (replica) call Rook to you (replica) live together.
Stands in the Teremok field (replica), it is not low, not high. Here on the field-field Donkey (replica) walks, he went to the door and knocks .. And steel Mouse (replica), Frog (replica), Hedgehog (replica) yes Rook (replica) invite Donkey to live together.
Stands in the Teremok field (replica), it is not low, not high. Here on the field-field Bear (replica) wanders, he went to the door and roars .. Mouse scared (line scared), Frog (line scared), Hedgehog (line scared), Rook (line scared) and donkey (line scared) and they jumped out of Teremok (line scared)... A Bear (replica) climbed onto the roof (hugged "teremok" by the shoulders) and crushed Teremok (line in chorus and dying voice).
That's the end of the fairy tale! Every viewer is great!
The actors take a bow
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Characters
Vitya Perestukin.
Kuzya the cat.
Guards:
Exclamation mark.
Question mark.
Vitya Perestukin comes home from school. In the room there is a table, a chair, a radio and a cat Kuzya. Tiredly sits on a chair, throws the briefcase. A cat approaches Vitya.
Vitya. It's good for you, Kuzya: you don't need to go to school; no rules, no multiplication tables; nobody scolds for deuces. Not life - raspberries.
Turns on the radio.
Radio. Hello my friend. Today I will tell you a story.
Vitya. A fairy tale is good. Here is life in fairy tales! (Yawns) Just do it, do nothing! (Yawns.)
He takes the ball from under the table and starts playing with the ball and the cat.
Radio... Well, well, Vitya Perestukin. (The boy opens his mouth in surprise.) So you don't want to do anything? Then you need to visit the Far Away Kingdom.
Vitya... In the Far Away Kingdom? I agree. But as?
Radio.
Repeat after me:
Fly soccer ball
Don't jump and don't jump,
Don't get lost along the way
Fly straight into a fairy tale
Where Viti's mistakes live,
So that he is among the events,
Full of fear and anxiety
I could help myself.
If you fail, you will stay there forever!
The ball rolled, followed by Vitya and the cat jumping from the stage. Cat. Where did we end up?
Vitya... Kuzya! Do you speak humanly ?! That's great!
They join hands, whirl merrily, notice a gate with a large lock, on either side of a guard: one with a question mark, the other with an exclamation point. Signs. Where? You can't!
Cat. Who are you?
Exclamatory... Everyone knows me and my brother.
Interrogative.We are expressive signs.
Interrogative. The most significant is the question mark.
Exclamatory... I am the most wonderful - exclamation mark.
Vitya and the Cat... We would go into a fairy tale.
Interrogative. Can you spell the "lock" and "key" correctly?
Exclamatory... You will come in! Vitya writes: "The key ..."
Cat.Write faster.
Vitya. Wait. Need to think.
Cat.Do you ever think?
Vitya... Is there a rule? Guys, tell me.
Remembers the rule.
Vitya. If the vowel drops out in the genitive case, then “CHECK” is written, and if it does not drop out, then “CHIK”. If there is no lock - it falls out, it means “lock”. No what? Key - does not drop out - I write "key".
The door opened, the Cat and Vitya are having fun.
Outside the gates, the Tsar paints the fence, sings to the melody "If I had golden mountains."
King.
I have mountains of gold,
And there is something
And there is something to drink
But I paint, I paint
I am the fences
So as not to be branded as a parasite.
Vitya. King?! And why are you not doing a royal job? You have a royal life, if you want - you have a cake, if you want - ice cream.
King.Well, well ... So you don’t like to work? Guardians! Cut off his head - a parasite. Prepare an order.
ORDER
Execution cannot be pardoned
Question and exclamation marks (whispering). Place punctuation marks correctly - let go. Respects the literate. Reason!
Vitya... If I put a comma after the word "execute", then it turns out: "Execute, you cannot pardon." (Sobbing.) And if I put "no" after, then ... You can't execute! Have mercy!
King... Okay! Live bye.
Vitya... Let's run, Kuzya!
They sing while walking.
We walk merrily
We sing a song
We despise danger!
We spit on difficulties!
Cat.Yes, we spit. My throat was dry.
Vitya. Indeed, I am terribly thirsty.
Camel appears, he can hardly walk.
Cat.Hey buddy. Are we in the desert or what?
Camel. Soon there will be desert everywhere. One poor student, Vitya Perestukin, blurted out in a natural history lesson that water, evaporating from the surface of rivers, lakes, seas and oceans, disappears. Maybe you know what the "water cycle in nature" is?
Cat.Okay, gone?
Vitya.I'll ... remember now. (Attempts to draw a diagram of the water cycle in nature on a blackboard.) Clouds appear ... (It rains with the last explanations.) Hurray! We are saved!
Vitya, Cat, Camel.
Rain, rain, more
The grass will be thicker.
It will rain for a long time
The animals will drink water.
Camel... Thanks friends! (Kicks the ball.)
Cat.I really want to eat.
Vitya. Don't talk about food, my stomach hurts from hunger.
Stove comes out.
Cat. Give me, please, with meat.
Vitya (whispers). What are you, I have not a penny.
Oven... And we do not sell, so we distribute, for the correct answers. What is seven nine?
Vitya. Seven nine seems to be ... thirty seven. Eight four? Twenty four?
Exclamation mark comes up, answering, gets a pie, then Question mark, Camel.
Cat.Ask for something easier.
Oven... Two by two?
Cat.Four! Four! Even cats know this.
Everyone around Pechka is singing.
Two by two is four,
Two by two is four,
Not three, not five!
You should know it!
They join hands, continuing to sing, and go backstage.
Scene. Vitya Perestukin is sleeping at the table, a song is heard from the radio:
Two by two is four,
Two by two is four,
Not six, not seven -
This is clear to everyone!
Vitya turns off the receiver, a cat lies nearby.
Vitya... Yes, Kuzya. It's time to take up your mind. What was asked here?
Takes textbooks, leaves.
Children love to listen and read fairy tales. And they just love to play in amateur performances themselves. Therefore, staging a fairy tale for elementary school children is not only a pleasure for schoolchildren, but also a great joy for young artists. It is only important to correctly compose the scenario of the performance.
Target direction of modern fairy tales for children
You can not just present the viewer with an ordinary, well-known story. Staging a fairy tale for elementary school children can only remotely resemble a traditional plot. That is, well-known characters participate in the play, but they behave a little differently than the plot suggests. Such performances are called fairy tales in a new way.
Usually, dramatizing a fairy tale for elementary school children accomplishes some task. She either entertains, or educates, or teaches. This allows you to determine its direction. For example, staging a fairy tale for elementary school children can be musical, mathematical, geographical, humorous, ecological. It is nevertheless necessary to achieve such a symbiosis so that all tasks are combined in the production: educational, educational, and entertaining.
It is very useful to stage the literary works of the classics. Such performances develop the artistic taste of children and enrich them spiritually.
Staging of Pushkin's fairy tale
One of the favorites for elementary school children is The Tale of the Fisherman and the Fish. Here the screenwriter does not need to make any special efforts, because all the words of the work must be left unchanged.
But what to do with the words of the author? It is best to introduce one more character into the play - the storyteller. To do this, one of the girls is dressed up in a Russian folk costume - a sarafan and a kokoshnik - and seated near a window with swinging shutters. This storyteller will read the text "from the author."
Russian folk tale "Fox and Hare"
From the well-known story of how the insidious Chanterelle drove the innocent Bunny out of the house, you can make an interesting musical fairy tale. Such a performance of a folk tale for primary school children will appeal to both viewers and participants in the acting.
The bunny builds a hut of large cubes and sings a song to the tune "It's fun to walk together."
A song helps a hard worker in life,
A song in life, a song in life,
Building a house with her, believe me, is a lot of fun!
Very funny! Very funny!
And soon I will build a solid strong house,
I will not be afraid of a harsh winter!
Once a board, two boards - there will be a ladder,
One word, two word - there will be a song !!!
Chanterelle comes out. She points her finger at the Bunny and laughs, then runs away, holding on to her belly with laughter.
A girl in a Winter costume comes out and sprinkles cotton balls from the bucket that imitate snow. The choir sings some winter song about snowfall, winter bad weather.
The fox puts the cardboard box upside down and piles the cotton balls on top of it.
The tale of how the Bear and the Hare raised the harvest
A dramatization of an autumn fairy tale for elementary school children, from which they learn that stealing is bad, but thanks to work, you can achieve success, can become upbringing and teaching.
The plot of the story is as follows. The hare enthusiastically plays a computer game. From the forest, moaning and groaning, the Bear limps. He sits down to the Hare and tells that the villagers caught him in the village when he tried to steal honey from the beekeeper, and beat him with rockers.
Then the Hare thinks: "What should be done in order not to starve?" And enters a request to the Internet. And he gets the answer: "You need to grow your own crop!" Together with the Bear, they are interested in how best to do this. And they learn that for this they need to dig up the ground, plant seeds in the beds and water them, pull out the weeds.
Let them be bad at first. And then the Queen Tomato comes to the inept. Under her careful guidance, the animals are doing well. And by autumn they get a huge harvest of carrots!
Is a fairy tale a lie? No, a hint!
In fact, when preparing fabulous performances, the screenwriter must very carefully study all the factual material that concerns the characters. For example, the fact that the Hare is playing a computer in the forest is deliberately false. However, all children understand this. Therefore, such fantasies are perfectly acceptable in fairy tales.
The same goes for the Tomato Queen. It is clear as day that there is simply no such creature in nature! This is a fabulous fiction.
But to enter into the text information that hedgehogs eat vegetables and fruits, love milk, is not worth it. In fact, it is such a lie that is harmful. After all, hedgehogs are predators, feed mainly on mice, caterpillars, earthworms, numb amphibians and reptiles, and sometimes even eat snakes. The hedgehog can also eat berries and fruits, but only if there is no other food.
If the material in the fairy tale is presented correctly, the children who take the hedgehog into the house will not persistently feed him with apples and cucumbers. Most likely, they will offer him some minced meat, fish.
This is how the children's horizons should expand through a fairy tale.
"A fairy tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it"
Music from the cartoon "Last year's snow was falling" is playing. It turns out Man - he is dressed in felt boots and triukh, on his shoulder he has a cardboard ax:
I have already sent so! For the third hour I've been circling the woods, I've seen enough of these tales and these storytellers. And there is no normal Christmas tree! Here's a bad luck. And most importantly - some fairy tales are all wrong, not like before. Everything seems to be the same, but the feeling that someone somewhere has changed something! As soon as I entered the forest, and here is what a story happened to me ...
Gingerbread man
A young man in a T-shirt with a yellow smiling smile enters the stage. Behind him, limping, is Grandma:
Granddaughters, and the girls all went so arrogant! Shame one, not girls! She has not only ears, but in general her whole face is studded with glands, this tattoo, like a mother's mother, or she will wear something like that on herself - Slava Zaitsev crosses herself and cries quietly in the corner. Don't mess with them, granddaughters!
Kolobkov:
Well, ba, I need them, these girls ..! I went, the guys and I agreed to meet ...
The grandmother leaves, Kolobkov “sets off” to the song “Land of Limonia”.
Zaykina jumps out from behind the curtains to meet him. This is a real glamorous blonde - eyelashes, nails, hair, an abundance of pink and fur.
Zaykina (speaks languidly, drawing out the words):
Kolobkov! Where are you going?
Kolobkov:
Zaykina, get out of the way, I walk and walk ...
Zaykina:
I was thinking…
Kolobkov:
Did you think? What a surprise!
Zaykina:
Shouldn't I invite Kolobkov to some cafe? Tiramisu, cappuccino, so beautiful I ... In my opinion, the idea is not bad!
Kolobkov:
Zaykina, I don't want to upset you, but ...
I am Kolobkov, Kolobkov,
Born by engineers
I learned about TV
Babka warned ...
I left my grandmother
And he left his grandfather,
From you, Zaykin, and even more so I'll leave!
Think for yourself - where did I, a simple schoolboy from an average family, get so much money to carry you and your false nails to cafes and feed tiramisu? Adie, my fluffy rodent!
Kolobkov ... Come with us today to the cemetery.
Kolobkov:
Volkova, damn it! Not a fig yourself an invitation! I see you, I have a desire to cover myself with a blanket and in no case hang my legs or arms from the bed - what if you’re hiding under my bunk, and how will you grab it! And you also call me to the cemetery!
Volkova:
It will be fun, Kolobkov. Let us sing to the moon, let us serve the black mass. Quiet, calm, none of the adults ...
Kolobkov (About myself):
Here is the grandmother's right, right in everything ... Listen, Volkova:
Sings his own song, adding a line:
I’ll run away from you, Volkova!
To meet Kolobkov, Medvedev comes out - a girl of VERY dense physique, roughly speaking - full.
Medvedeva:
Kolobkov! Come to our house for lunch today! Mom and I made dumplings, baked pies, fried donuts. Look at my embroidery, I spent so many evenings over them ...
Kolobkov:
As I understand it, only Kolobkov is missing for your plush table. Medvedeva, you are my weeping willow, you are my wise Vasilisa, but I don’t even know what your embroidery looks like!
Sings his own song, adding the last line:
And from you, Medvedev, I'll leave!
Lisichkina comes out to meet Kolobkov. The girl is like a girl, only a redhead.
Lisichkina:
Hello, Kolobkov. It's good that I met you. They say you understand computers, but something happened to mine - it doesn't load. Maybe, if you have a free minute, will you take a look?
Kolobkov:
Lisichkina, I'm in a hurry.
Sings his own song, adding:
And Lisichkin will leave you.
Lisichkina:
So I told you - how free time will be. And you know what? You will help me with the computer, and I will help you with the essay, otherwise the last time the class sobbed over your epic creation. Come on - you give me a computer, and I give you an essay!
Kolobkov:
But it’s true, the end of the year is coming soon, and I have something indecent in literature. And, let him write, and it's not difficult for me to see what she has with her computer ... Come on, Lisichkina, we'll see. Do you have any firewood?
Chatting, they leave.
It turns out Man:
Have you seen? I’m wrong if this Fox didn’t eat him! And everything seems to be according to the plot, but doubts torment me. Or here's another - I go further, go out to the edge ...
Crane and Heron
A young man comes out of the wings - Zhuravlev:
All the guys in the class have girls. And some manage to meet several at once. And I'm worse? Tsaplina looked at me like that yesterday, for sure she likes me. Maybe call her, ask how she's doing on the personal front, and if not, then drive up to her carefully?
Dials the number. Tsaplina comes out of the other wings. Her phone rings, she picks up:
Hello, I'm listening ...
Hello Tsaplina. What are you doing?
Ah, Zhuravlev, hello. Yes, I'm not doing anything, I'm sitting in VKontakte.
And tell me, Tsaplina, as in spirit, don't you need a strong, handsome, courageous young man, in full bloom, 16 years old? If needed, here I am!
Zhuravlev, have you collapsed from an oak tree? Who's the strongest here? Who could not pass the standard for push-ups for two weeks? And who's beautiful? Yes, even the Lyagushkin sisters shy away from you in all directions, and it would seem that there are three of them, and not a single guy has, they could have gotten into it. Your masculinity is under a big question, you, they say, when you watch melodramas, you cry in three streams! Why do I need such a treasure?
Well, Tsaplina! You're just some kind of spit! (to himself) This is a bummer.
Hangs up the phone, goes backstage.
Tsaplina:
Look, you will think! As a guy he crammed for me ... He is handsome, ha-ha-ha ... (thinks). Well, actually ... his eyes are really wonderful. And then he messed up with push-ups because of a cold, but he runs the fastest, and plays basketball great. And about melodramas is still unknown - he is watching, or is it a joke. And in principle, let him look, I love them myself ... I shouldn't have offended the guy. I need to call him back.
He dials Zhuravlev's number. He leaves the wings, picks up the phone:
Yes. What else do you want, Tsaplina? Didn't she say everything?
You know, Gray, I think I got excited. If you haven't changed your mind, then I'm ready to accept your offer to date!
What? Sentence? Yes, I was joking, Tsaplina! How could it ever occur to you that I would want to date you? Do you think there are no other cute birds in our swamp or what? Yes, the same Masha Lyagushkina - her legs are longer, and her waist is thinner, and everything else is also in place!
You are a pig, Zhuravlev! Comparison with Lyagushkina, I will definitely not forgive you!
Hangs up the phone. Goes backstage.
Zhuravlev:
Seems to me that I really am a pig. Well, I like her, to be honest. She's not only cute, but also smart, she will help if anything with her studies ... Call ... I hope she will not send to the swamp!
Tsaplina comes out, answers the call:
Zhuravlev, if you call me to tell me something else about the charms of the other Lyagushkin sisters, you shouldn't bother. They are well-known beauties!
No, Tsaplina. I want to apologize, but still think about my proposal to meet ...
Zhuravlev, tree-sticks! Not! Go kiss Masha, suddenly she turns into a princess!
Both go backstage.
It turns out Man:
They still have not agreed. Call a friend. But I may be confusing something, but in the fairy tale they went to each other, there were no phones in the fairy tale? And what phones are there in the swamp? But the last plot finally finished me off:
Chicken Ryaba
A table and two chairs are brought to the stage. A guy and a girl come out. The guy is wearing a tracksuit and a cap, a girl in a mini-skirt, heels, but also in a sports windbreaker. They behave cheekily. They sit on chairs, snap seeds.
Guy:
Hey, Makha, do you think Ryabov has given us a report on history?
Girl:
Why do you think he dares not to roll?
They laugh foolishly. A young man, Ryabov, who looks like a typical "nerd" enters:
Girl:
And go for a walk, come on.
Ryabov:
But we agreed that the three of us would make a report! And what am I to write for myself now?
Guy:
Well, like, if you don't want to, don't write. You will get a couple ... And do not blather there, otherwise ... (shows his fist)
The bell rings. The girl opens the door:
Oh, Myshkin ... Hello!
Myshkin enters - a healthy guy, two meters tall.
Well, what have you got here? Ryabov? What are you here?
Guy:
Yes, he, like, asked for a visit. Says, show him the tricks, self-defense type. He's leaving now.
Myshkin:
We, they say, have a report on history on the nose, and I - neither sleep nor spirit.
The guy and the girl look at each other in fear. Ryabov clears his throat, adjusts his glasses, takes a step forward, clearly wants to say something.
Guy (interrupts):
Ryabov, come on to whomever he told! Then all the tricks!
Myshkin:
Why is it on your table? Paper? Is there something printed on it?
Takes, reads in warehouses:
- "Gold of the Scythians". Oops! History report! This I entered successfully! Who dashed off?
Ryabov:
They dashed off! They not only know how to tricks, they are also real scholars!
Myshkin:
So, I take it, and you, if you are so smart, will write to yourself! Fuck me, come on!
Guy:
Ryabov .., "bad" person, so what have you done? I'll show you a couple of tricks right now, but you probably won't like it.
Girl:
Now for a couple on the history of the house it will be so-a-a-something!
Ryabov:
Yeah, why didn't you stop Myshkin?
Guy:
Yes, he will lay me down with one left.
Ryabov:
Okay, don't cry grandfather, don't cry baba ... I'll write you one more report, but let's all the same for three. How do you like the topic: "Gold Rush" in the Wild West - the causes "?
Girl:
Ryabov, dear, sit down and write quickly ...
Going backstage.
It turns out Man, this time dragging a Christmas tree (artificial).
Ugh, now you can go home. These misunderstandings got me. Look, what they are feeding! The main thing is that at the exit from the forest I will not meet anyone else, otherwise I will completely go crazy.
Runs it out Wife:
Oh, Lord, there you are! And I've searched you all over the forest! I’ll ask the Kolobok, then the Heron, the Mouse over there, ran, waved its tail in your direction, so I went out to you. What are you, you fool, you go all day?
Man:
You won’t believe it, maybe I ate something wrong, only your Gingerbread Man and Mouse are not the same. Have you noticed anything strange?
Wife:
You understand a lot. What time is it now? That's what time, such fairy tales. Moreover, you probably forgot the saying: "A fairy tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it, a lesson for good fellows!" Come on, miserable, go cold ...
They hug, leave. The final music from the cartoon "Last Year's Snow Was Falling" sounds.
