1. I am often asked the question, is it a lot or a little. Don't know. But there is no such thing in any other country in the world! (About maternity capital).
2. The amount of fish consumed is a sign of a civilized state! We all went from a chip that comes from a fish fish!
3. Far from always in Soviet times, we saw everything on the shelves, but there was a gradation for whole milk and for milk restored from powder! (About the quality of products).
4. Rudeness or dissatisfaction on the part of patients with the actions of doctors should lead to a decrease in the money received by doctors!
5. Indeed, for our citizens this is not customary yet, but sometimes you listen to a grandmother who has mastered credit terminology, and it feels good to the soul! (On loans for rural residents).
6. If you do not take care of your health, practically no organism can withstand modern stresses. We should try to keep a calm atmosphere and drink a lot of Chinese tea!
7. When they try to reproach us with an increase in the state's share in the economy, this is the result of a misunderstanding that Russia is a huge state.
9. Being part of the European economy, and, accordingly, the world economy, we must accept the rules that have developed in Europe. And this means that there will be no free gas for anyone else!
10. Ambulance waiting time is now 25 minutes. This is 10 minutes less than it was a year ago. I don't think this is the limit.
11. The most important thing is that next year we do not fall into any internal showdowns - this, unfortunately, happens in our country - and do not create any problems that will have to be fought for a long and tedious time!
12. You can give birth without money, but it is better with money!
13. The transition to a new pricing system will make it possible to eliminate those reticences that are present in any economic dialogue: who lives at the expense of whom, who underpaid whom, who bit off more from whom. (On gas prices for Belarus).
14. Of course, sad faces with gold chains, in raspberry jackets are in the past, but it is possible to squeeze a stranger out of the local market with completely legal measures at first glance! (About the housing market).
15. The parade of lack of will must be interrupted! (On work on regulations in the government of the Russian Federation).
16. The state of affairs in the pharmaceutical industry is disgusting! Some swindlers produce medicines, other swindlers sell these medicines, and the third swindlers are engaged in mediation using the funds of the state program!
17.Our citizens must get used to the fact that power does not begin in Moscow, in the Kremlin, but below.
18. I myself will not, but there is a specialist in the presidential administration, I will ask him. (Answering the request of cultural figures to write a normal text for Glucose).
19. If I tell the governor that it is necessary to deal with libraries, he will answer that he has no money, for example, for railways. And there will be nothing to argue. (Responding to the requests of writers to pay attention to the fate of libraries, thick magazines and elderly writers).
20. When a policeman from a developed country stands on the road and someone offers him a bribe, he will not take it. And not because everything is great in the material sphere, but because he can lose more.
I am often asked the question, is it a lot or a little. Don't know. But there is no such thing in any other country in the world! (About maternity capital).
The amount of fish consumed is a sign of the civilization of the state! We all went from a chip that comes from a fish fish!
Far from always in Soviet times, we saw everything on the shelves, but there was a gradation for whole milk and for milk restored from powder! (About the quality of products).
Rudeness or dissatisfaction on the part of patients with the actions of doctors should lead to a decrease in the money received by doctors!
Indeed, for our citizens this is not customary yet, but sometimes you listen to a grandmother who has mastered credit terminology, and it becomes pleasant to the soul! (On loans for rural residents).
If you do not take care of your health, practically no organism can withstand modern loads. We should try to keep a calm atmosphere and drink a lot of Chinese tea!
When they try to reproach us with an increase in the state's share in the economy, this is the result of a misunderstanding that Russia is a huge state.
As part of the European economy, and, accordingly, the world economy, we must accept the rules that have developed in Europe. And this means that there will be no free gas for anyone else!
The waiting time for an ambulance is now 25 minutes. This is 10 minutes less than it was a year ago. I don't think this is the limit.
The most important thing is that next year we do not fall into any kind of internal showdown - this unfortunately happens in our country - and do not create any problems that will have to be fought for a long and tedious time!
You can give birth without money, but it is better with money!
The transition to a new pricing system will make it possible to eliminate those reticences that are present in any economic dialogue: who lives at the expense of whom, who underpaid whom, who bit off more from whom. (On gas prices for Belarus).
Of course, sad faces with gold chains and raspberry jackets are a thing of the past, but it is possible to squeeze a stranger out of the local market with completely legal measures at first glance! (About the housing market).
The parade of lack of will must be interrupted! (On work on regulations in the government of the Russian Federation).
The state of affairs in the pharmaceutical industry is disgusting! Some swindlers produce medicines, other swindlers sell these medicines, and the third swindlers are engaged in mediation using the funds of the state program!
Our citizens must get used to the fact that power does not begin in Moscow, in the Kremlin, but below.
I myself will not, but there is a specialist in the presidential administration, I will ask him. (Answering the request of cultural figures to write a normal text for Glucose).
If I tell the governor that it is necessary to deal with libraries, he will answer that he has no money, for example, for railways. And there will be nothing to argue. (Responding to the requests of writers to pay attention to the fate of libraries, thick magazines and elderly writers).
When a policeman from a developed country stands on the road and someone offers him a bribe, he will not take it. And not because everything is great in the material sphere, but because he can lose more.
Russian Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev, known for his memorable quotes, finally broke the long pause. Today, the head of the Cabinet of Ministers, whose statements "go to the people," denied the information about his illness, saying that he "did not get sick" at all. Although on March 14, Russian President Vladimir Putin said that Dmitry Anatolyevich was “not saved” from the flu epidemic. Realnoe Vremya recalls the Prime Minister's brightest statements.
“Yes, I didn’t get sick”
The protracted silence of Russian Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev was broken today when, at a meeting with representatives of the SME, he said that "he was not sick."
“Yes, I didn’t get sick,” Medvedev said when one of those present congratulated him on his recovery.
Recall, March 14, Russian President Vladimir Putin said that Dmitry Medvedev fell ill with the flu. Discussing the epidemiological situation in Russia, the head of state said that the situation with influenza in the country “remains serious”, “that’s why they didn’t save Dmitry Anatolyevich.”
Almost the brightest quote from Medvedev was heard by the Crimeans, and later by the entire population of the country on May 23, 2016. Photo youtube.com
"There is no money, but you hold on"
However, almost the most striking quote from Medvedev was heard by the Crimeans, and later by the entire population of the country on May 23, 2016. The head of government said it when one of the local residents complained that pensions are not indexed, and "8 thousand rubles is not enough for life." Medvedev said in response to this: “There is simply no money now. We will find money - we will make indexation. You stay here, all the best, good mood and health to you.
"You can stir up anything you want"
This is exactly how Dmitry Medvedev spoke about the bill, according to which the law enforcement agencies are given the opportunity to initiate tax criminal cases without materials from the tax authorities. Interestingly, Vladimir Putin introduced the bill to the Duma. Then many started talking about difficult relations in political tandem. And the full phrase sounded even harsher:
“You can excite anything, especially by order and for money, which happens often when one structure fights with another!”
"About the cat"
The story of the cat Dorofei, Medvedev's favorite, became one of the most discussed topics in Runet in 2012. The commotion was caused by the information that the pet had allegedly escaped from the residence in Gorki.
Dmitry Anatolyevich commented on the situation with a post on Twitter. "About the cat. From sources close to Dorotheus, it became known that he did not disappear anywhere. Thank you all for your concern!
The story of the cat Dorofei, Medvedev's favorite, became one of the most discussed topics in Runet in 2012. Photo instagram.com/damedvedev
“The government cannot be shaken like a pear”
With this phrase, Medvedev explained in 2011 why during the years of his presidency not a single minister left his post due to unsuitability. “Not all accidents depend on the ministers, we really have a very difficult situation both in industry and in the economy. (...) The government cannot be shaken like a pear.”
"Barack, rest!"
So in 2010, Medvedev commented on the content of a telephone conversation with the American president to federal channels. In an interview with the press, Dmitry Anatolyevich then, in particular, said that his American colleague "is on vacation." So he wished him a good rest.
"Barack, rest! You did a good job!" - commented Medvedev.
"What I say is cast in granite"
No less popular saying of Dmitry Anatolyevich were his words, uttered at the end of 2009 at a meeting of the commission for the modernization of the economy and which, perhaps, were prophetic.
Then, in the status of the president of Russia, he, speaking at a meeting of the commission for the modernization of the economy, interrupted the general director of the state corporation Rostekhnologii, Sergei Chemezov, who tried to give the president an explanation for his "remark".
“No, mine doesn’t. Mine is not a replica already, but a verdict. You have replicas, and everything I say is cast in granite.
The saying was made by him after a fire in the Perm club "Lame Horse". Photo rg.ru
"Bastards without brains and conscience"
Medvedev called unscrupulous entrepreneurs scoundrels "without brains and without conscience". The saying was made by him after a fire in the Perm club "Lame Horse", where in December 2009 more than 150 people died.
"Freedom is better than no freedom"
Russians also remember Medvedev's statement in 2008 at the Krasnoyarsk Economic Forum, where he made a big campaign speech as a presidential candidate.
“Our policy should be based on a principle that I consider, despite all its obviousness, to be the most important for the activities of any modern state striving to achieve high living standards. This is the principle "Freedom is better than lack of freedom."
"No need to whine"
The quote also applies to 2008. With this phrase, President Medvedev, while in Magadan, reacted to the complaints of entrepreneurs.
“I understand that it is not easy for business to work, that our bureaucracy is still heavy, but there is no need to whine.”
Damira Khairulina
More than 60,000 signatures have been collected for the resignation of the prime minister. The public was outraged by Dmitry Anatolyevich's speech at the Territory of Meanings forum. He advised teachers to go into business
Dmitry Medvedev. Photo: Wu Hong/Reuters
The petition for the resignation of the head of the Russian government in 10 hours has already gained more than 60 thousand signatures. Runet users could not forgive the prime minister for his advice to teachers who were dissatisfied with their salaries. Medvedev, we recall, citing his personal experience as an example, said that an energetic teacher can earn extra money. And he added that those for whom bringing knowledge to the masses is not a mission can go into business.
Resonant words were heard at the site of the forum "Territory of Meanings" - this is the current analogue of Seliger. And Dmitry Anatolyevich, in his characteristic manner, tried to find a common language with his interlocutors. Why did another such attempt only lead to a new round of talk about the possible resignation of the prime minister?
The beginning of Dmitry Anatolyevich's speech at the youth forum "Territory of Meanings" differed from the classic stand up only in that he had in his hands not a corded, but a radio microphone. Otherwise, everything is as in the textbook: a stage, a chair, a bottle of mineral water and a comedian, imposingly pacing from side to side:
"- Hello! Hello! Hello! I think you've done well here.
The main question that I have is: “Did you find any sense here?”
Well, then you can disagree, since the meaning is clear.
And then serious questions and quite serious answers. Sometimes even meaningful. And most of the time sincere. In fact, Medvedev is telling the truth. As in the case of the scandalous: "There is no money." They really don't exist. But what words the prime minister chooses, and how he delivers what he thinks, sometimes just baffles. Elementary: when asked about the salaries of teachers, presidential press secretary Dmitry Peskov replied that no one canceled the presidential decrees, we are working to make salaries higher. Vladimir Putin, without a doubt, would have immediately issued something similar and would have remained his own for any audience. And the prime minister can't.
Political scientist “Dmitry Anatolyevich is trying to explain some things, as he puts it, “honest politics”, realistic politics in a not very skillful language. Therefore, such blunders are obtained that lead to a very violent reaction. I can quote one of my colleagues who said that Dmitry Anatolyevich is trying to communicate with the people in a simple language, but it turns out the language of Marie Antoinette, who said: "If there is no bread, eat cakes." In our country, unfortunately, the government has lost touch with reality in many ways. She stopped feeling the nerve of the lives of millions of people.”
Among the experts there are those who believe that Dmitry Medvedev is doing what he does not want. In particular, the journalist Nikolai Svanidze is sure of this.
TV journalist, historian“Medvedev makes an impression on me, and we know each other, I wrote a book about him. He has always been kind to me. It always seemed to me and now it seems that he is a decent and decent person who is forced, in accordance with the rules of the game he plays, to play a certain role that is not characteristic of him.
A petition for Medvedev's resignation is gaining tens of thousands of votes in a matter of hours. Sergey Mironov became more active, who back in February saddled the topic: "good president, bad government." Then, in the wake of citizens' dissatisfaction with overhaul fees, the head of A Just Russia promised to collect 10 million signatures under an ultimatum of no confidence in the Cabinet. Now he reports that he has collected almost half. The Financial Times writes that after the parliamentary elections in Russia the structure of power will change and that Dmitry Medvedev will lose his post.
The case with the statement about teachers is another illustration. Dmitry Medvedev spoke at the youth forum on Tuesday. And no one wrote anything about it. And only on Wednesday, when one of the media found a phrase about teachers, the news went to the masses, and then journalists and bloggers began to revise the prime minister's speech with the sole purpose of finding another blunder. To spend an hour of time in order to seriously listen to what the second person of the state is talking about - this was only until 2012.
The fact that our leaders in their public speeches are very loose with the facts is no longer a secret. But if earlier this was more common, now it seems that Medvedev also decided to catch up with him. In any case, in an interview published on January 27 by the prime minister of the television company CNN, one can find a very impressive set of such liberties.
Rebuttal to the contrary
Correspondent: We have heard about the Sergei Magnitsky case, and what strikes us the most is that the money seems to have been stolen from the Russian Government. And the Hermitage Fund has shown documentary evidence that close to a billion dollars were fraudulently stolen from the Russian tax authorities. But no one seems to be able to handle the situation. How are we to perceive this?
Dmitry Medvedev: ... If we talk about the activities of the late Mr. Magnitsky, then ... he was never a person who fought corruption, he was an ordinary corporate accountant or lawyer who served his boss ... Therefore, contrary to the opinion that, thanks to individual political forces ( of course, partly thanks to journalists) was formed in a number of countries, it was not an activity to return any stolen funds to Russia.
Judging by the fact that Medvedev did not answer the question about the stolen billion, he sincerely believes that only professional fighters against corruption have the right to open fraudulent schemes. And if an “ordinary lawyer” did it, then there would be no fraud itself.
Pure premier logic
Correspondent: But he was not allowed to return. Suddenly, Mr. Browder was denied a visa when he tried to return.
Dmitry Medvedev: Because Russian justice is prosecuting him as a criminal. Russian justice, Russian investigating authorities, in any case, assume that he committed a crime on the territory of Russia.”
Well, yes, everyone is well aware that if Russian justice is prosecuting someone as a criminal, then the investigating authorities are doing everything to ensure that this person does not appear in Russia under any circumstances. And the regular demands for the extradition of our fugitive oligarchs, and even more so the story of Razvozzhaev, are all the rarest (or simply unknown to the prime minister) exceptions.
Incoherent connection
“This document (the law of Dima Yakovlev. — open space), no doubt, was taken on an emotional wave associated with the relevant decisions of the US Congress, but neither legally nor in fact it is connected with the Magnitsky Act.
There may be two options. Or Medvedev is simply not aware that the symmetrical prohibitions for American officials (which he himself calls “retaliatory actions” in the same interview) and the ban on the adoption of Russian orphans by Americans (that is, the “Dima Yakovlev law” itself) are contained in one and the same same legislative act. Or the prime minister, to put it simply, lied. And it's hard to say which of these options is worse for Medvedev.
Proof from non-existent
“Unfortunately, a large number of cases are known in our country when children adopted by American parents died, were tortured, lost their health ... Unfortunately, for such crimes, American adoptive parents suffered a disproportionately insignificant punishment: it was, in fact, a public censure or a very minor punishment for the death of a child.
This mantra is repeated by all, without exception, the defenders of the anti-orphan law, although the media has repeatedly published information, statements about the impunity of American adoptive parents. And one can ignore these denials only if lawyer Medvedev really considers imprisonment for up to 22 years to be "an insignificant punishment."
You see Yura...
Correspondent: Was it your decision or his? (We are talking about Medvedev's refusal to run for a second term and Putin's presidential nomination. - open space)
Dmitry Medvedev: Can you imagine such a battle unfolding within one political force? It is pointless. This is counterproductive. In this case, you can lose everything. I believe that we acted responsibly during this period ... "
A conversation in the style of the legendary dialogue from His Excellency's Adjutant: “Pal Andreevich, are you a spy? “You see, Yura…” Although in the case of the 2011 reshuffle, such an evasion of an answer is perhaps justified. After all, any attempt to speak on the merits inevitably drives Medvedev into a cruel zugzwang: whichever of the two answers you choose, it will still have a bad effect on his prospects as a political player.
